Freedom of Information (to not) Act

My plans for today got canceled, so now I’m high on my freedom to sloth about and not be human again until Monday.

*glaring at bra drawer* Not today, Satan.

Seven deadly Sundays.

Ate, drank, AND masturbated my feelings. Solid Sunday.

And hell, 9 pm? I’ll just stay in bed at this point. It’s cozy here.

#SnugSingleton