Bend it like “Oh, fuck you.”

Sure, children’s cereal box — it WAS pretty great how the MEN’S soccer team won the World Cup.

OH WAIT.

🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

I LOVE “Give No Fucks” Obama.

Via Huffington Post: Obama: ‘Playing Like A Girl Means You’re A Badass’

I LOVE “give no fucks” Obama.

Related: I also loved it when my city’s mayor literally dropped the mic on July 4 after singing “Rapper’s Delight” with The Roots. Outgoing politicians are THE BEST.

(Please don’t argue with me about politics. Or, rather, please don’t argue with yourself, because I’m not going to argue.)

American Woman! Fuck yeah!

GET IT, LADIES! #WorldCup2015 #LikeAGirl 🇺🇸

“Are we not doing ‘phrasing’ anymore?”

Via Deadspin:  

Balls deep.

I guess porn sites getting INTO (ahem) the World Cup spirit is a natural (ahem) FIT.

Because balls.

OMG! “Two Girls, One World Cup.”

Nailed it! (Ahem…)

“I’ll be in my bunk.”

Via Buzzfeed: 49 Reasons The Spanish World Cup Team Is Definitively The Hottest World Cup Team