Supreme Court profanity & fashion

Emailing with friends…

Friend 1: “I was just thinking about how Scalia claims he doesn’t know any ladies who know foul language. I would like for an all-women chorus to go caroling at his house and sing the old South Park hymnal ‘Shut Your Fucking Face, Unclefucker.'”

Friend 2: “I like to think Ruth Bader Ginsberg has a terrible potty mouth and says ‘fuck’ an awful lot.”

Me: “She totally does. And under her robe she wears a saucy red dress.”

Friend 1: “I love you guys.”

Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs!

Did everyone see the “South Park” movie where Mr. Garrison tells Wendy Testaburger that menstruating women freak him out because he just doesn’t “trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die?”

That is a vile and disgusting thing to say about a woman’s natural bodily processes.

It is also COMPLETELY FUCKING TRUE. Seriously, this is wrong and unacceptable and how am I not dead right now?

P.S. Before anyone accuses me of being overdramatic, this is day 12, because apparently antibiotics for a sinus infection made my ladybits angry. Grr. Pass the Cheesy Poofs.