No. Just…no. Stop talking.

Well, that’s excellent. I just learned that I dated someone who not only ruins my public Facebook jokes by trying and FAILING to add to the funny, but also misspells something so woefully egregiously that spellcheck would have easily caught it — IF you gave a rat’s ass.

It’s pretty bad that THIS is what’s going to finally prompt me to call him and end things officially. Not, you know, being a decent human and not leaving the guy hanging.

All of 2013 really represents a tremendous lapse in judgement for me, jeez. Onward!