Supreme Court profanity & fashion

Emailing with friends…

Friend 1: “I was just thinking about how Scalia claims he doesn’t know any ladies who know foul language. I would like for an all-women chorus to go caroling at his house and sing the old South Park hymnal ‘Shut Your Fucking Face, Unclefucker.'”

Friend 2: “I like to think Ruth Bader Ginsberg has a terrible potty mouth and says ‘fuck’ an awful lot.”

Me: “She totally does. And under her robe she wears a saucy red dress.”

Friend 1: “I love you guys.”

Birth control as a business solution

OK, obviously I have Serious Grownup Thoughts about this, but that’s not what this site is for. So to that end…

1. Was anyone else genuinely surprised to learn Hobby Lobby still existed? (I think it’s just the area I live in — my nearest HL location is 30 miles away.)

2. I’m just saying, the less time and money women spend growing and raising children, the more time and money we can spend crafting. CRAFTING FOR JESUS. #BusinessSolutions