So. Sticky. (Not what you’re thinking. But I like where your head is at.)

I may have overestimated the air conditioning capacities in my office when I decided to wear jeans to work.

Thankfully I look really good vaguely sweaty.

“Girl, I’m gonna make you sweat…”

“It’s amazing how short the interval is between, ‘Boy, I can’t wait for summer!’ and, ‘Fuck THIS shit.'”
— Christian Finnegan

It’s been far too long since I’ve had a man sweat on me. Fortunately I just walked outside in New Jersey, so it was basically the same idea.

I love when I get extra wet spots on the bed — the obvious one, and then a few more from sweat. It’s like I came and did cardio. Boning bonus!

(Don’t worry, I already high-fived him. And he gets a cookie.)