I’ve had this. It’s incredible.

Source

It’s all about branding!

Prostitution could really benefit from being rebranded as “sex therapy.”

Talk about an un*tap*ped market. My therapist was $75 a session. If I’d spent that 45 minutes pressing against another human and climaxing, rather than all that goddamn talking, I wouldn’t have stopped going.

(It’s a joke — therapy is lovely.)