What’s the opposite of helping?

Seen on a t-shirt on a lady shopper at Target: “Act like a lady, think like a boss.”

Oh. Oh, honey. I know you think you’re helping, but you’re really not. 

In which Target toys with my psyche

Me, walking into Target: “Yay, the holidays are over! No more weird emotional breakdowns in stores!”

Target: “Hey, you ready for Valentine’s Day?”

Me: “Fuck.”

Way to think ahead, Target.

This week’s Target ad offers a variety of options to prepare you for the myriad paths your Valentine’s Day weekend could take…

That there? Is some Must-See TV.

I think my friends and I just invented the next TV phenomenon.