From the department of “I’m going to hell”…
I just said something looked “more forced than buttsex on an altar boy.”
You’re welcome.
(Does it need to be said that I don’t actually find child molestation funny, nor do I have any qualms about religion? I did not invite that metaphor into my brain — I’m not sitting here thinking of pedo jokes as a habit. But I did think it was too good not to share. If you like, just substitute ME for the altar boy, because I don’t want that nonsense in my ass, either.)
Smug Singleton 