Cocky Cupid.

Someone please remind me it’s bad karma to post a man’s OKCupid profile photos for mocking on a public blog.

Remind me that I don’t do that because I know how terrible I’d feel if someone did it to me.

Please?*

Because I definitely just saw a no-questions-answered profile with only one photo — a bathroom mirror selfie of a naked man with his hand over his penis. (Just one hand….ahem. The other was holding the cell phone. Obviously.)

Good morning to you, too, sir, jeez!

He’s not a bad-looking guy, per se, but it’s not one of those times a man has earned the privilege of posting the naked bathroom selfie. Much like the Marines, those dudes are the few and the proud.

*It’s a joke, I don’t really need the reminder.