#NationalJunkFoodDay / Popcorn Patriot

Co-signed, for tonight I shall bathe in movie theater popcorn, telling both my diet and my budget to go fuck themselves.

Via The Oatmeal:

DYING

I beg you to read the full comic. I laughed so hard I cried.   

Cohabitation Pros & Cons

Still funny, though not representative of any of my personal cohabitation experiences: The Pros and Cons of Living with Your Significant Other, via The Oatmeal.