Jay-Z therapy

Just in case it seems like I let one measly “relationshit” with some boy land me in a therapist’s office, that was only my “just the tip”ping point.

It was like a Jay-Z situation — I already had 99 problems, and then added a bitch.

I see your homespun wisdom and raise you vibrators and coffee.

Me: “Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t grasp the concept of a tipping point.”

Friend: “Things that may constitute happiness: Books. Ice cream. Vibrators. Cheesecake. Coffee. Money can totally buy happiness.”