Curious Cure for a Case of the Mondays

Current status.

Pfft. Whatever, Monday — I had sex yesterday. So don’t even TRY to come for me; I already came.

Dare to dream, ladies. Dare to dream.

Via 6ABC.com: Charges Filed After Man Shuts Down Highway For Marriage Proposal.

I can only dare to dream of the day a man proposes to me in the middle of a busy highway, douching it up and stopping traffic because he and his lady fair are just such special snowflakes. 

Gentlemen, take note.