Tragedy Circlejerk, Round #376

Post-tragedy checklist:

• Add overlay to profile photos
• Tweet “Thoughts and prayers”
• Create hashtags
• Watch 24/7 reports of speculation with no information
• Snipe at each other online
• Observe powers that be pondering publicly if THIS will be the one that prompts action
• Wait for next tragedy

“Thoughts and prayers…”

After I saw this, I tried watching Jeselnik’s whole special on Netflix. I made it through 5 minutes and turned it off because I just didn’t find it funny.

But I did enjoy this particular bit. From the fetal position under my desk. Weeping for humanity. Again.