You bettah WORK! Work it, girl!

I never did mention the good news: I’m no longer single AND unemployed. I’m working two jobs, actually, starting today.

And so begins the quest for random office sex, and the effort to alleviate some of the holiday-induced weirdness in my brain. Working 15-hour days should give me much less time to pout about being a tragic spinster, or to go adopt a Crazy Cat Lady Starter Set.