Oh. Well, fuck you, too, Victoria’s Secret.

Oh, OK, cool, ‘cause my fat ass needed to save some money not shopping your bullshit, anyway, you word-misusing jagoff fuckface. (Even putting aside this topic, dude sounds like a complete tool.)

Via Jezebel: Victoria’s Secret Doesn’t Want Plus Size or Trans Women Walking the Runway

Priorities, people.

Well, yeah, don’t be silly — we only care where Dennis Hastert’s dick is if it’s in the wrong restroom, not in a minor.

— Via Twitter