Advanced Feelings Eating

#sheetcaking

Let’s make it happen, y’all.

(See also: #DonnyJohnny.)

Via Uproxx: Tina Fey Returns To SNL For A Scathing Take On Nazis, Trump, And Charlottesville On ‘Weekend Update’

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An apology on behalf of my breasts

Dear Everyone Who’s Told Me I Should Watch My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend,

I am so very sorry I didn’t listen. My entire life is canceled until I’ve seen them all.

Sincerest apologies from me and my heavy boobs,

Smug

The following program is rated “TVMAgeist”

I’ve been watching a show called Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce on Netflix, and seeing a 28-year-old guy bang the hell out of Lisa Edelstein has kinda made reconsider my aversion to dating younger men.

Actually… Wait a second…

*Google*

He was born in 1975! BOOM! My ageism stands!

Going for the gold in Fuckery

Screen Shot 2016-08-08 at 3.26.14 PMVia Huffington Post: The Media Is Saying And Doing A Bunch Of Sexist Stuff During The Olympics.

“A commentator said Team USA members looked like they ‘might as well be standing in the middle of a mall’ after they were caught on camera laughing and talking following their utter annihilation of the competition during the qualifying round.”

I really have nothing intelligent to say, but in fairness I think the only thing TO say is “Go fuck yourself.”

 

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See also: “Katie Ledecky swims like a man.” [upon protest] “It was a compliment.” Seen in this second article, because there was enough bullshit to write two: Stop Attributing The Success Of Women Olympians To Men.