Dead inside, sure. But not a MONSTER.

Y’all. He asked her AGAIN.

I’m not made of stone, for heaven’s sake — that’s a-goddamn-dorable.

Vagina burrrn (in a GOOD way!)

Via Sex with Timaree:

I know the difference but still say “vagina” because I am a popular-use conformist. But I love that a dictionary site chimed in to correct this dude.

Also, not just that he corrected a woman, and a gynecologist, but he also went and corrected…The Guardian? Ballsy choice, sir. A ballsy choice about vaginas.

(The whole thing is funny if you have a few minutes to kill.)

“Gillette, the best a man can get…”

I haven’t actually seen the Gillette ad, but this amused me.

I would’ve let it keep going just for the stories, but good for her.

Are we really not doing “phrasing” anymore?

Jon NON Jovi

Um…guys?

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This is the autogenerated tweet Twitter suggested to celebrate my 50th follower.

Ahem…

A. Even this TWEET doesn’t give a fuck about 50, only its progress toward 100.

B. Twitter, have y’all just never HEARD “Livin’ on a Prayer?”

C. This…isn’t even grammar.

Unfriending the Crazy

Today my psychiatrist advised me to stop consuming so much news and social media.

You heard it here, y’all — modern life is insane-making.

(Also, yes, I’m aware I’m posting this ON social media. Um…it’s a process?)

“You can’t sit with us!”

Sometimes I’m funny.

Meanwhile, on Twitter…

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