Today is the new National Masturbation Day

Good morning. Work is canceled, today is for masturbation now. If Shaun T doesn’t work for you, feel free to look elsewhere — you do you (literally).

Toucha toucha toucha touch me

Don’t judge me. I STILL wanna be all prim and proper and then give Mr. Schue a lap dance. 

UNF.

UNF. Carry on.

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