“Philadelphia Freedom”… to put an eggplant in your vagina

#HometownPride

#vaJAWNa

Via Technical.ly Philly: That eggplant emoji vibrator is made by a mysterious Philly entrepreneur:

In which I finally get the hang of Thursday…

I feel like I probably had a better Thursday night than a lot of people.

Many thanks to Yvette St. James for talking our group through what goes where when couples play with toys. I’m hoping it comes (heh) in handy in the very near future.

(The ice cream is just ice cream, because there is an ice cream shop a few doors down from the sex shop. Because Jesus loves me. And ice cream. And vibrators… I haven’t read The Bible but that’s all in there, no?)
 

   

I see your homespun wisdom and raise you vibrators and coffee.

Me: “Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t grasp the concept of a tipping point.”

Friend: “Things that may constitute happiness: Books. Ice cream. Vibrators. Cheesecake. Coffee. Money can totally buy happiness.”

Size Matters

Hm. You know, part of the reason I buy these things is that my hand is too small to reach where I need to reach.

Well, we’ll see what happens — it’s bound to hit something. At least it’s not too big, which is usually my concern.