I went to check in at my hair salon on Facebook, and I had not previously been aware of the nearby options, but this sounds like the itinerary for an excellent day.
(The middle one is a Mexican restaurant.)
Heat and Democrats notwithstanding, today’s a pretty excellent day to #VisitPhilly.
And to get a sweet-ass haircut.
The other night I met Caitlin Moran and she hugged me and called me beautiful and it was amazing.
And now they’ve posted a podcast of her reading, which I will listen to over and over again until I am also rad and British.
Also, a few reasons I so thoroughly enjoy her: she wonders aloud why Jane Eyre never masturbated; says she takes the publication of “Fifty Shades of Grey quite personally as the worst thing that’s ever happened to me;” and also backs me up in believing the best method for eating cream cheese is directly off one’s fingers.
Go. Listen. Read. Enjoy!
Smug Singleton 