My friends are better than your friends.

I sent a friend a hormone-infused tantrum of an email about how much I suck. More on that later, but this was part of her wise response:

“The voices in our heads are often complete dickwads. We should be sort of thankful for them, in a way. If we were running around with full knowledge of our innate awesomeness and no self-doubt we would be insufferable cunts. So thank that voice for that. And then tell it to fuck off, because you got the message to check yourself before you wreck yourself, and you are doing quite well, thank you very much.”