I’m Smug’s breast and I approved this message.

Hi.

My breast and I voted.

Now leave me the hell alone.

“That is brand-new information!”

Facebook just reminded me it’s Election Day and…holy shit, Facebook, really? Thanks, I hadn’t heard.

I took tomorrow off to vote, and to get my annual gyno exam.

There’s a joke here somewhere… Hopefully not in my vagina.

So, hey, can we just vote for the president now? Because for once in my life, I’ve had enough foreplay. Just shut up and fuck me, already.