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I’m Smug’s breast and I approved this message.

Posted on November 6, 2018 by Smug Singleton
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Hi.

My breast and I voted.

Now leave me the hell alone.

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Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged democracy, election, I voted, my breasts, vote, voting | Leave a reply

“That is brand-new information!”

Posted on November 6, 2018 by Smug Singleton
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Facebook just reminded me it’s Election Day and…holy shit, Facebook, really? Thanks, I hadn’t heard.

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Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Election Day, facebook, politics, voting | Leave a reply

#GetLubedUpForDemocracy

Posted on November 6, 2018 by Smug Singleton
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I took tomorrow off to vote, and to get my annual gyno exam.

There’s a joke here somewhere… Hopefully not in my vagina.

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Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged democracy, election, freedom, gynecologist, health, lube, my vagina, politics, voting | Leave a reply

Just shut up and fuck me, already.

Posted on September 15, 2016 by Smug Singleton
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So, hey, can we just vote for the president now? Because for once in my life, I’ve had enough foreplay. Just shut up and fuck me, already.

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Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged election, foreplay, politcians, political inaction, politics, president, voting | Leave a reply

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