Via Distractify: 35 Spot-On Tweets About Being A Woman Guaranteed To Make You Laugh.
Some of these are funnier than anything I’ve said ever or WILL say ever in life.
Also, I can’t wear rompers — mostly because I don’t romp, but also because my (FINE-ASS) body is just not intended to go into a grownup onesie. 
Smug Singleton 