33 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Being A Woman
When you force me to navigate a slideshow, I generally want terrible things to happen to you and never find the article worthy of all those clicks.
But then sometimes I almost choke to death on an animal cracker when I snort-laugh, and it makes it all worthwhile:
(Plus, excellent integration of Easy A.)
“Are you there, Google? It’s me, Smug. Are swollen glands normal during a woman’s menstrual cycle? This is new for me.”
“Hi, Smug. Of COURSE they are! Isn’t womanhood wonderful?”
…Well, fuck you, Google. (Nah, I’m just playin’, baby, I love you.)
#SwollenSingleton
Quotable me: “Man, fuck being a woman. No, wait. My hair looks great today and I have on kick-ass heels. As you were, womanhood.”
Smug Singleton 