Screen Shot 2016-08-16 at 3.41.10 PM.png33 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Being A Woman

When you force me to navigate a slideshow, I generally want terrible things to happen to you and never find the article worthy of all those clicks.

But then sometimes I almost choke to death on an animal cracker when I snort-laugh, and it makes it all worthwhile:

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(Plus, excellent integration of Easy A.)

Another fun game of “Period or Plague?”

“Are you there, Google? It’s me, Smug. Are swollen glands normal during a woman’s menstrual cycle? This is new for me.”

“Hi, Smug. Of COURSE they are! Isn’t womanhood wonderful?”

…Well, fuck you, Google. (Nah, I’m just playin’, baby, I love you.)