My dad’s version of Easter: “Happy Easter. Remember the reason. God bless you all.”
My version: “Goddammit! There’s a bee in my apartment!” *murders bee, disposes of corpse, giggles at thought of zombie bee (zombee?) resurrecting in three days*
My dad’s version of Easter: “Happy Easter. Remember the reason. God bless you all.”
My version: “Goddammit! There’s a bee in my apartment!” *murders bee, disposes of corpse, giggles at thought of zombie bee (zombee?) resurrecting in three days*