Oh, good, so it’s not just me.

The greatest LinkedIn notification I’ve ever received…

I am quite certain I have NO idea what you’re talking about…

Wisdom

Via Tumblr…

Oh, for fuck’s sake, “New York Times.”

All the lunchtime masturbation. All of it.

“Language was invented for one reason, boys…”

Ha! Nice.

Entry from my actual journal last night…