Durex depression? Latex lament? Trojan troubles?

There’s something incredibly depressing about cleaning your apartment and finding expired condoms.

Like the universe is saying, “Really? Condoms are good for years! You couldn’t find anyone to fuck you? Ha ha, you’re undesirable.”

(Oh, yeah, the universe can be a complete asshole.)

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