OK, listen…
Suicide is bad, please don’t do it, SOMEONE needs you. I am very lucky in that whatever may be wrong with my brain, I’ve never actively considered it.
HOWEVER. I also have a fucked-up way of looking at things. So, an acquaintance posted this on Facebook…
…and I know what they’re TRYING to say, but suicide *absolutely* ends the chances of life getting worse. It ends the chances of…LIFE.
Does it ALSO eliminate the possibility of things getting better? Sure. But this is just a faulty construct.
(I’m leaving out that things don’t always get better for everyone, and if I were suicidal, this might make me feel worse, like things get better for everyone BUT me and I’m just not trying hard enough, but I’m just focusing on the biology.)
Smug Singleton 
I feel like this Facebook posting would provide swell fodder for another Ricky Gervais special: “Misanthropic snotty antihero tackles the millenial status quo…” practically writes itself 🙂