Not-at-All Silent Night.

A friend will be visiting the East Coast for the holidays, and asked: “Can we go drinking and stop at a diner at an ungodly hour?”

Other friend: “Well, duh….I’m not sure what else we would do.”

Me: “We could get me Christmas laid. It’s like regular laid, except I get tied up with twinkly lights.”

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