I didn’t know I even HAD a filter until I posted something here, re-read it, and suddenly realized what an asshole I sounded like. It wasn’t even funny, just douchey, and not even a good scent of douche. I aspire to Summer Rain at all times.
Also, my phone thinks “douchey” is capitalized — it tries to autocorrect. This pleases me. It makes it fancy and proper. I’m sure the Massengil gods are appeased.