Congratulations, Masturbation!

I’d planned to eat a cupcake once I’d calmed myself down with some therapeutic masturbation, but I did too good a job and now all I want to do is sleep. Good job, Self.

Plus, now I can have the cupcake for breakfast tomorrow. Wins all around!

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