I’d planned to eat a cupcake once I’d calmed myself down with some therapeutic masturbation, but I did too good a job and now all I want to do is sleep. Good job, Self.
Plus, now I can have the cupcake for breakfast tomorrow. Wins all around!
I’d planned to eat a cupcake once I’d calmed myself down with some therapeutic masturbation, but I did too good a job and now all I want to do is sleep. Good job, Self.
Plus, now I can have the cupcake for breakfast tomorrow. Wins all around!