What I was trying to text to a friend: “I would have to punch you in the nuts.”
How Autocorrect tried to help when I typed too fast: “I would have to punch you in the bird.”
Then: “I would have to punch you in the bits.”
I mean… both of those DO work, even if “bird” is one I’ve only ever heard my grandfather use. Way to have my back, Autocorrect.
Smug Singleton 
Yours has a thesaurus? Not fair. My Autocorrect autocensors when I use bad words. It’s like having Captain America on my phone…
Crap. Sorry, no, that part was just a joke.
I got it. Just jealous that yours at least did amusing things. Mine turns cusses into waterfowl.