Yesterday I went shopping with friends and debated buying a dress:
Me: “It’s not too low-cut? I don’t look trashy?”
Friend: “Not at all. You could wear that to a wedding.”
Me: “I DO have to go to a wedding this summer.”
Friend: “There you go. And if you see an attractive man, you could just be like, ‘Hello, I am a classy lady here to celebrate the sacred union of two lives. And also, here are my breasts.'”
Smug Singleton 