Ugh, I KNOW better than this!

A friend of a friend said Elizabeth Warren won’t be the candidate because she’s “crazy” and has “bad eyebrows” and he keeps calling the woman candidates “females” like a shitty Sir-Mix-a-Lot and I’m sorry but I have made a terrible mistake and argued about politics with a stranger on the internet, but also I want this man to get, like, six paper cuts later.

(Also, I don’t even CARE what Bernie OR Molester Uncle Biden look like, but if people can’t be president based merely on appearances and sanity, we wouldn’t have the current president and his caterpillar-ass eyebrows, and you damn sure can’t think Bernie looks calm, cool, and collected. Come the fuck on.)

3 thoughts on “Ugh, I KNOW better than this!

  1. If you can’t fight about it with strangers on the internet, its just not important. On the plus side, you can consider yourself part of a lineage of gladiators in the modern world, fulfilling your primal need for combat in the only socially acceptable venue available to you.

    But also to your defense of Warren: 👏👏👏👏

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