Just what Christmas needs: Another bloated bastard snarfing cookies.

Um, no, YOU’RE getting your period for Christmas.

(See also: Fuck you, body.) 

 

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One thought on “Just what Christmas needs: Another bloated bastard snarfing cookies.

  1. I sympathize. My girl parts suddenly decided Monday morning to check that off the list before the holiday. Even though it totally could have waited a week. I’m still hacked off about it. (Especially since it came with a side of fainting. Seriously, what the hell?)

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