Quotable Gary Gulman:
“To me, the phone is just this seldom-used app on my phone. And if you use it on me, I am fucking furious. How dare you? You call me unprovoked, out of the blue?
“Text me first to see if I’m even accepting phone calls today! And I will text you back with a window.
“It’s crazy that we even call the iPhone a phone. Calling it a phone is like calling a Lexus a cupholder.”
Smug Singleton 