This was in my mail when I got home, as if Cigna knew I’d ordered a big fuck-off pizza on the way.
In a related story, Cigna can eat a dick, which I hear are low in cholesterol.
EDIT
Followup: If you ever wondered, this is what happens when you tweet publicly that “Cigna can eat a dick.”
I would say “Big Brother Is Watching You”…but my TV is right here…